Both blondes are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing 
 stories on how they had died. 
 
 First Blond - I froze to death. 
 
 Second blond - Froze to death - how horrible! 
 
 First blond - Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the 
 cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful 
 death. What about you? 
 
 Second blond - I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my 
 husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the > act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV. 
 
 First blond - So what happened? 
 
 Second blond - -I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, 
 that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic 
 and searched, and down into the basement. Then went through every closet 
 and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, 
 and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart 
 attack and died. 
 
 First blond - Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still 
 be alive!