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>> >The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell 
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>> >The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the 
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>> >Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and 
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>> >Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put 
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>> >3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals 
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>> >Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the 
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>> >OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions 
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>> >4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by 
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>> >Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are 
>> >attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn 
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>> >According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the 
>>professionals 
>> >they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got 
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>>disproves the 
>> >theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year 
>>old.