Somewhere in the deep south Bubba called a lawyer and asked, "Is it true they're suing cigarette companies for causin' people to get cancer?"

    "Yep, that's true," answered the lawyer. 

     "And people are suin' fast food joints for making 'em fat and cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers and fries -- is that true, mister lawyer?"

      "Sure is, Bubba. But why do you ask?" 

    "'Cause I was thinkin' -- maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women 
I've been wakin' up with."