Legacy

Jean Chretien awoke one morning to a glorious day. The sky
was clear, and the sun was bright and radiant. Jean decided to walk to
Parliament Hill.

As he was walking, he looked up at the sun, and said, "Mister
Sun, who is de greatest Prime Minister dis country 'as ever 'ad?"

The sun beamed down upon Jean, and in a booming voice responded,
"Jean, there is no doubt that you are the greatest Prime Minister
that Canada has ever had!"

Jean's chest puffed out and he arrived at work feeling wonderful
and important. He had a marvelous day, so marvelous that he decided
to walk home. The evening was as glorious as had been the morning.

As he walked, he looked up at the sun and asked, "So, Mr. Sun,
am I not de greatest Prime Minister Canada 'as ever 'ad?

The Sun looked down at him, and in a booming voice, responded,
"Jean, you are an asshole. This country has never seen a worse Prime
Minister in its entire history."

Taken back, Jean responded, "But dis morning, you said dat I was
de greatest Prime Minister dis country 'as ever 'ad. Why do you
change your mind?"

"Jean, this morning, I was in the East. Tonight, I'm in the West!"