> > > Four men were bragging about how smart their cats 
> > are. 
> > > The first man was an Engineer, the second man was 
> > an Accountant, the third 
> > > man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government 
> > Worker. 
> > > 
> > > To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, 
> > "T-square, do your stuff." 
> > > T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some 
> > paper and a pen and 
> > promptly 
> > > drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. 
> > > Everyone agreed that was pretty smart, but the 
> > Accountant said his cat 
> > could 
> > > do better. He called his cat and said, 
> > "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." 
> > > Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned 
> > with a dozen cookies. 
> > He 
> > > divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. 
> > > Everyone agreed that was good, but the Chemist 
> > said his cat could do 
> > better. 
> > > He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your 
> > stuff." Measure got up, 
> > > walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of 
> > milk, got a 10 ounce glass 
> > > from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces 
> > without spilling a 
> > > drop. 
> > > Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men 
> > turned to the Government 
> > > Worker and said, "What can your cat do?" 
> > > The Government Worker called to his cat and said, 
> > "Coffee Break, do your 
> > > stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the 
> > cookies, drank the milk, 
> > > pooped on the paper, claimed he injured his 
> > > back while doing so, filed a grievance report for 
> > unsafe working 
> > conditions, 
> > > put in for Workers Compensation and went home for 
> > the rest of the day on 
> > > sick leave.