Women drivers 
 
   Driving to town this morning on the 401, I looked 
over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new 
Mustang doing 120 klicks an hour with her face up 
next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. 
 
   I looked away for a couple seconds and when I 
looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still 
working on that damned makeup!!! 
 
   It scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, 
which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all 
the confusion of trying to straighten out the car 
using my knees against the steering wheel, I dropped 
my cellphone which fell into the coffee between my 
legs , disconnected an important call and scalded my 
entire reproductive system. 
 
    Damned women drivers!!!!!