>On being Canadian 
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>A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in 
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> >a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The 
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> >Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a 
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> >conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk 
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> >eat the whole bread?" 
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> >The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, 
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> >and replied, "Of course." 
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> >The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat 
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> >what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, 
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> >transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." 
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> >The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence. 
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> >The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" 
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> >Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course." 
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> >Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the 
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> >States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, 
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> >seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam 
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> >and sell it to Canada." 
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> >The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" 
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> >The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." 
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> >The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the 
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> >condoms once you've used them?" 
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> >"We throw them away, of course." 
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> >Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. 
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> >We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them 
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> >down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States." 
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> >Ain't it great to be CANADIAN!? 
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> >HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!